Controversial?
E-mail to Michael Moore, out of pure boredom:
"Hello Michael. My name is Kevin, and I’m a proud Canadian. I’ll admit I haven’t seen many of your films, but I think I’d still like to make a suggestion for you.
You see, quite a few people complain about how Bush is not an adequate leader for your country. Now, the way I figure, the best way to get nowhere is to complain. Well, unless you turn it into an informative movie and make money from it, then I suppose it gets you somewhere. Regardless, an even better plan of action is to try to change the things you don’t like. So, I figure you should run for president. Not only would you be taking an active role in making the USA a better country, but everyone who agrees with you, or even those who simply disagree with Bush and Kerry as well.
So please, for the benefit of the rest of the country, and to save a poor Canadian from having his manipulable friends regurgitate facts as hearsay from a movie they saw.
To finish, I’d like to quote Mark Twain. There are lies, Damned lies and statistics.
Sincerely,
Kevin J."
Appendum 1: If you dare get insulted because you think I'm calling you manipulable, then FUCK OFF unless you see your name anywhere in the above message. I have plenty of friends, and a majority are not so easily persuaded.
Appendum 2: Yeah, I know I can't make a valid opinion until I see a majority of his films, but I was bored anyways.
Listening to... Static-X - I Am
Link of the moment... Oh goody, a new film.
"Hello Michael. My name is Kevin, and I’m a proud Canadian. I’ll admit I haven’t seen many of your films, but I think I’d still like to make a suggestion for you.
You see, quite a few people complain about how Bush is not an adequate leader for your country. Now, the way I figure, the best way to get nowhere is to complain. Well, unless you turn it into an informative movie and make money from it, then I suppose it gets you somewhere. Regardless, an even better plan of action is to try to change the things you don’t like. So, I figure you should run for president. Not only would you be taking an active role in making the USA a better country, but everyone who agrees with you, or even those who simply disagree with Bush and Kerry as well.
So please, for the benefit of the rest of the country, and to save a poor Canadian from having his manipulable friends regurgitate facts as hearsay from a movie they saw.
To finish, I’d like to quote Mark Twain. There are lies, Damned lies and statistics.
Sincerely,
Kevin J."
Appendum 1: If you dare get insulted because you think I'm calling you manipulable, then FUCK OFF unless you see your name anywhere in the above message. I have plenty of friends, and a majority are not so easily persuaded.
Appendum 2: Yeah, I know I can't make a valid opinion until I see a majority of his films, but I was bored anyways.
Listening to... Static-X - I Am
Link of the moment... Oh goody, a new film.
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