Quick political comment
So, Canada now has a Conservative minority government. This disappoints me, but not because I'm a liberal. No, rather I'm disappointed because Stephen Harper looks like a dork. Yes, that's right, let it sink in. We have a dork for a Prime Minister. Behold the face of Canada.
Paul Martin is not much better. He looks like a nervous old man. Well, he is a nervous old man.
Gilles Duceppe is good looking enough. He looks psycho...like Pacino in Scarface. He looks like he could snap if provoked. I think that could do good for the Canadian image. Like our PM would hunt you down and choke you if you made fun of us or something. But let's get serious, when would Bloc ever win?
Jack Layton? Now THAT'S the guy I want representing me. He looks like the kind of guy who takes Harper's lunch money and then knocks his books out of his hands when he walks away. He looks like he would suplex George Bush if they met. No, he'd go to shake his hand, then do a big wrestling clothesline. It would be awesome.
All in all, one day I hope to have a PM with a moustache. Mustachio'd leaders are among the best.
Listening to... Death By Stereo - Feeding the Fire
Link of the moment... Don't trash the 'stache
Paul Martin is not much better. He looks like a nervous old man. Well, he is a nervous old man.
Gilles Duceppe is good looking enough. He looks psycho...like Pacino in Scarface. He looks like he could snap if provoked. I think that could do good for the Canadian image. Like our PM would hunt you down and choke you if you made fun of us or something. But let's get serious, when would Bloc ever win?
Jack Layton? Now THAT'S the guy I want representing me. He looks like the kind of guy who takes Harper's lunch money and then knocks his books out of his hands when he walks away. He looks like he would suplex George Bush if they met. No, he'd go to shake his hand, then do a big wrestling clothesline. It would be awesome.
All in all, one day I hope to have a PM with a moustache. Mustachio'd leaders are among the best.
Listening to... Death By Stereo - Feeding the Fire
Link of the moment... Don't trash the 'stache
6 Comments:
According to Rick Mercer, Layton's moustache is gay. He is also short, and a socialist
By
Anonymous, at 1/25/2006 5:26 PM
haha. oh i replied to the comments on the previous post again.
By
Anonymous, at 1/26/2006 12:02 AM
Huzzah! This made it into today's issue of Imprint (UWaterloo newspaper).
By
Kevin, at 1/27/2006 4:26 PM
At least Mr Harper decided we are going to defend our arctic territories. I guess the one leaky submarine will have to leave its port
By
Anonymous, at 1/28/2006 1:41 AM
you sent it into the imprint? har har. first hugh, now you (oh and that rhymes!)... and if mat becomes (or already is) the editor, half of you have been in or are associated with the imprint.
By
Anonymous, at 1/28/2006 8:00 AM
unrelated to any of your entries:
Dude, you don't drink? Fantastic, i don't, i also don't have a particular reason. So keep it up, and so will i. We shall meet for 100th birthday to celebrate our abstinence.
best wishes from London.
By
andidas, at 1/29/2006 4:42 PM
Post a Comment
<< Home