Shut up...it's not fruity

Man, I'd like to learn something graceful. Let's consider the options, shall we?

Ballet is too far beyond graceful, thank you very much.
Martial arts can be very graceful, but it takes a lot of discipline, and let's face it: I have as much discipline as a can of beans.
Tai Chi is graceful, but goddam it's slow. Plus too many old people who smell funny.
Ballroom dancing is awesome, but I'll never find a decent partner. Maybe if I can find someone in residence next year, I'll consider it.
Fencing is....kinda posh. I mean, this isn't Harvard. It could be cool though, but I can't show it off unless I go out and buy a foil and the equipment.

See, the thing is, I don't handle competition well at all. Let my broken squash racket be a lesson to me. Therefore fencing isn't a good choice for me, and don't most martial arts classes have sparring or something? There's not competition in dancing or Tai Chi, eh?

Well, time will tell. I'll probably wind up attending the dance lessons, either with the social club or the actual PAC run lessons. The hard part is finding another dancer...well, one that's good, but not better than me...we all know how I deal with losing. ;)

Listening to... The Offspring - The Kids Aren't Alright
Link of the moment... Picture.